LIFE EXPLAINED (JOKE)
On the first day God created the cow. God said, “You
must go to the field with the farmer all day long and
suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to
support the farmer. I will give you a life span of
The cow said, “That’s kind of a tough life you want
me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and
I’ll give back the other forty.”
And God agreed.
On the second day God created the dog. God said, “Sit
all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone
who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life
span of twenty years.
The dog said, “That’s too long to be barking. Give me
ten years and I’ll give you back the other ten.”
So God agreed (sigh).
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